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Date:2005-08-23 07:52
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http://www.dahv.com/


grade 6 girl rapper.

great hits like "pass the shirley temple" and "daddy don't trip (i did my homework)"


WTF BBQ.

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Date:2005-08-07 21:44
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heres a poem.



our mom is ugly
but her food tastes like paradise
parasite-love grappling to
the now age/ed titty.
swing baby swing
break free-to-freedom.

snape kills dumbledore.

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Date:2005-08-06 00:51
Subject:race cars, lazers, airplanes... it's a duck world.
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Music:The Devil's Rejects

Well shit the bed, it's been a while.
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I have a job. I work the job. I hate my job. I come home. I hate my home. I love my girlfriend. She hates my home. I will find new home. My girlfriend will love the new home. She will hate where i leave my socks. Jesus will ressurect. I doubt he will smell good.
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"whats that about clown business?"

"Do I studder... Bitch?"
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So i'm really getting off on this Devil's rejects soundtrack.
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uhh..... yeah thats it... Blogs r 4 faggets

omg wtf Lolzorz.
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things i need to do

1) find a new place to live
2) get a better job
3) go to school
4) finish wriitng something so i can be a famous butt-fuck-awesome novelist/get rich and shit.

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Date:2005-05-29 00:55
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If you were on a battlefield right now, versus everything...
Name
Gender
Age
Lover or a Fighter?

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Date:2005-02-20 22:52
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Hunter Thompson put a gun to his own head and pulled the trigger, the rat fuck killed himself.

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Date:2005-02-08 19:09
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reight Trivia



· Most trailers now are 53 ft long. They used to be mostly 48 ft



· A 48 ft trailer can handle up to 48 skids double stacked and a 53 ft trailer can handle up to 52 skids double stacked . . . as long as there’s no over hang



· The maximum weights, regardless of trailer length, that can be shipped are:

- 45,000 lbs maximum for conventional tandem axel trailer in either Canada or US

- 55,000 lbs maximum using tri-axle trailer – Canada only

- you need to reduce these weights by 500 lbs for winter shipments due to the weight of the chains the trucks must carry

- 52,000 lbs if piggy back on rail



· The inside dimension of most trailers is 98” across, meaning the widest a skid can be and still be loaded 2 across is 49” (and that would leave zero clearance)



· However, reefer units (like the ones used by Clark Freightways for most of our shipments in BC) have only 96” clearance inside due to the insulated walls



· Our standard skids are 40 x 48 4 ways, meaning 40” wide and 48” deep



· A standard “white board” skid weighs 40 lbs, while a blue CHEP skid (made from hardwood) weighs 70 lbs



· CHEP pallets can now be used for US shipments. . . BUT, this requires a special US version of the blue skid, which we’d have to order from CHEP



· “CHEP” stands for Commonwealth Holdings Equipment Pool and nobody but CHEP owns their blue skids



· Trailers are 110” inside height, but the door opening in most cases is only 98”



· Trailers with 110” door opening are available upon request



· Air Ride Equipped – means air ride suspension



· Logistics Equipped – logistics bars are the metal bars that go full width across the inside of a trailer and attach to the walls. They allow you to stack skids on these bars so they’re not resting on the lower layer of skids. Trucks equipped with these bars are not common.



· Truck drivers are NOT God’s gift to women!

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Date:2005-01-26 01:17
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something i wrote.

Read more... )


my major problem with this was that it pretty much dives headlong into a science fiction cleche in the last paragraph, and without any way to avoid it i decided to drag it out back and put a bullet in it. Unfortunatly for you, i was told "writing should be read" by some idealist... so... i'm going to inflict this on you right now, so... enjoy..

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Date:2005-01-22 18:32
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You Are 21 Years Old



21





Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe.

13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.

20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.

30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!

40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax.







wild.

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Date:2005-01-14 03:31
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In the year 2005 I resolve to:
Masturbating at least twice a day.


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Date:2005-01-14 03:28
Subject:fuck the typos, i'm up past my bed time
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well, i was fired from the bag factory. I shed a single tear for losing that dead-end-shit-fuck-asshole-no-goood-ass-ream-anal-bead-cock-suck job. I should be moving off livejournal soon and onto a private webpage... run by me... i think it will allow me to expand outwards... i'll chamnge the format a bit. have articles about different things... the idea behind the website is to explain to the internet why i hate it so much. i am thinking i'll call it "The Idiot Blog"..

forgive me if i am writing poorly, it's been a long day, and it won't get any shorter.. i feel like i'll be pulling an all nighter in my friend's basement. too much to htink about.. not enough bed to sleep on.

does that make sense?
if not, does it sound cool?

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i wouldn't be anywhere without the support of my friends and the love of my girlfriend... or maybe i would be somewhere.. but i'd be unsupported and unloved.

i was surfing godhatesfags.com and damn... these guys really hate those fags. they hate so hard that they don't even have to make sense (mike d. joke)... and it's true. one pastor actually was glad that the tsunami killed all those people because he felt htat it also killed "fags" with their large "expendable incomes",how sinful it must be to not have dependents.

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Date:2004-12-21 20:41
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christmas came early, my roomate told me he wants to move out with his buddy duncan.

anybody want to move in?

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Date:2004-12-18 10:10
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December 16, 2004 -- Rapper Ol' Dirty Bastard died of a drug overdose ? a lethal mix of a prescription painkiller and cocaine, his longtime favored narcotic.
The rapper, born Russell Jones, died of accidental "intoxication by the combined affects of cocaine and Tramadol," Grace Brugess, a spokesperson for the Medical Examiner's Office, said yesterday.

ODB collapsed and died on Nov. 13 in a Manhattan studio. He was two days away from celebrating his 36th birthday.

Last week, The Post reported a law enforcement source revealed that a plastic bag of a white substance was found in ODB's stomach during the autopsy.

The bag had actually burst and part of the contents leaked out and was absorbed by ODB's body, said the source. Family members said immediately after his death that he'd also injured his leg days before by jumping off a stage during a performance and was on crutches as a result of the accident.

For years, the frenzied rap of ODB made him a standout performer with the Wu-Tang Clan ? but his life was marked by many drug arrests and a prison stay.

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Date:2004-11-29 22:27
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No one ever has anything to fucking say on this piece of shit, so I thought I would get a few things off my chest.

George Bush isn't evil; he's a fuck up. He said there was WMD's in Iraq and there wasn't and now he looks like a tool, which is not the behavior of an evil meanie.

Side note: anybody who hates him with all their heart is an idiot; it goes for anybody that loves him and everything he does. Extreme left or right ideologies are close-minded and only lead to hate mongering. If it's not the right hating the gays, it's the left hating anybody who doesn't love them.

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Bitches on live journal should learn how to argue. Instead of saying things like "your spelling is poor" they should actually try to make a counterpoint to whatever is being said.
Only an asshole would attack a man's grammar when they can't think of a cogent argument, and for the record: Asshole + lack of cogent argument = ultimate douche bag, loser of the debate.
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I hate anybody who talks about how they hate racism. "I hate hate" is a safe view to share and a piss poor philosophy, Descartes. Perhaps instead of saying you hate hate you should say "air is good" or "things taste better in sauce sometimes" because they're all equally benign, non- though provoking statements. Try to speak truth that isn't cum blasted into your face every day. Think, because repeating a slogan on a pin doesn't make you a deep, it makes you a fucking fool.

I'm not done.

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Date:2004-11-28 02:26
Subject:Victim of the 530am wake-up fist-fuck.
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i will not talk about work, the only thing more boring than doing the job for eight hours a day is talking about it. Bag making is not interesting, trust me.
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it could be that it's 2:20, but that magic bullet seems like a great fucking idea. a tiny god-damn blender that you can drink out of the plastic mixing part thingie.. oh look, different coloured lyp protectors. brilliant.

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isabelle guns is being a worse person . apperently she smacked her dog for a "petty" reason. shit-fucking fool, what other kind of reason could you have for beating a dog? could there be some major philosophical differences that drove her to violence?

i am fucking tired so this rant is going to trail off to nothing right about now...


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Date:2004-10-19 22:46
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i get up five days a week at 5:45, buy 7:01 i am making bags. i have a 10 minute break at 9, then a half hour at 12 and another 10 minute break at 2:00. i finish work at 3:30.. i am home by 4:05.

I have a girlfriend. Her name is Krystyna, and she means more to me than i would ever want to admit (especially on livejournal).

I am writing a screenplay about two guys who go to toy stores and make off-colour remarks. i call it: chasing clerkdog, the jerseyrat.

i'm sure my working at a factory makes me even more like bukowski to mary.

my dream is to one day travel back in time and become a rockstar using other people's music.

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Date:2004-10-17 15:42
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Rent a flat above a shop,
cut your hair and get a job.
Smoke some fags and play some pool,
pretend you never went to school.
But still you'll never get it right,
cos when you're laid in bed at night,
watching roaches climb the wall,
if you call your Dad he could stop it all.

You'll never live like common people,
you'll never do what common people do,
you'll never fail like common people,
you'll never watch your life slide out of view,
and dance and drink and screw,
because there's nothing else to do.

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Date:2004-10-16 23:33
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without a shade of sarcasm i can say william shatner rocks.

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Date:2004-10-11 21:56
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"Christopher Reeve died at age 52. I'm glad that he died, he was suffering too much and it made me sad to see him in pain. I feel better knowing that he's in a better place"
[info]isabelle_guns


christopher reeves didn't want to die. his family isn't glad, neither am i, and neither is anybody on my msn list.


looks like somebody is a stupid cunt.

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Date:2004-10-06 01:08
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Mood: amused

"I cry every time someone dies in this ugliness. I don't know if it's 'cause we're too compassionate or others are too numb, I'd like to think being too compassionate wouldn't be a weakness in this world but sometimes it is. I'm weak 'cause I'm too compassionate.

Heaven and hell are right here on this earth. "


[info]isabelle_guns is a vast well of retarded. i am thankful for this.

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just wait till jason and i's rating community is up.

"...think a butterball turkey in fishnets with lypstick around the anus..."

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Date:2004-09-22 01:00
Subject:darth vaders ghost was replaced by haden christiensen
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if you bought the starwars trillogy on dvd you should be angry.


in the last scene of return of the jedi darth vaders ghost was replaced by haden christiensen. not only that, hes giving this horrible shit eating grin that is a giant fuck you to anybody who likes starwars.

i am not a starwars fan, but the first words out of my mouth were... WHAT THE FUCK?!

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